Gabbybaby: I’m not staring at you, I’m pooping

Ok, I can’t take credit for that line.

It came straight from the mind of comedic entrepreneur and mom, Gabby Brennan’s line of hilarious gabbybaby onesies and tees that completely defy the “unspoken, unwritten rules” of parental politesse.

We’ve all gotten unwanted parenting advice. From circumcision and breastfeeding to sex and weight gain, folks asked me all of it without shame… and in the most unlikely of places (ahem, the grocery store line).

Answer the nosy well wishers in your life with cheeky messages that really speak to what parents wish they could say, like “please resist the urge to give my parents advice, they’re doing a great job” and “please don’t ask my mommy if she’s working.”

I should have that one made into a rubber stamp.

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