Black Friday Militia

Welcome back the second Chicago Parent exclusive edition of White Dad Problems – we haven’t scared you off yet? Awesome.

WDP2: Black Friday Militia by ChicagoParent

This week we discuss Christmas shopping, and Todd shares a tale from the time he formed a tiny militia to enforce martial law while waiting for the Wii to go on sale at 3 in the morning. D.M. says he’s going all Amazon so he can fly infants across the country (a cunning plan), and then the Dads give up on Christmas altogether and call for its demise.

Oh, and D.M.’s twins were born near Christmas, so they’re each getting 1/4th of a gift per kid per occasion-which could get messy.

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