Every year the same feeling overcomes me when I’m confronted by the thought of a White Elephant/Secret Santa situation: pure, unadulterated panic. That panic leads to more panic, and that leads to the same gift of wine over and over and over again. Which, to be fair, not many people are probably complaining about leaving a party with a new bottle of wine in their hands, but still.
Here’s a secret I’m going to let you in on for this year’s White Elephant gift exchange: I can do better, and so can you. I have faith. Not much is going well in our country at large, so let’s buck the trend with some real life good gifts. Gifts that will get stolen by the ruthless people we all are. Gifts that maybe you’ll want to end up with yourself.
And, as a bonus, most of these can actually be found locally, which means you can support your neighborhood small businesses while you’re at it! All gifts are $35 and under, so they fit most parameters for white elephant rules these days.
Chicago flag necklace ($24)
Chicagoans have an uncanny affinity for our lovely municipal flag, which makes Chicago flag-themed gifts especially appreciated. This little Chicago flag necklace is not only both adorable and affordable, but will certainly be a big ticket item at the gift exchange. Available in silver, gold and rose gold.
Found at: Art Effect, the Lincoln Park store that will fill all your gift needs and then some this holiday season. Go in and become the gift-giving God or Goddess you were always meant to be!
934 W Armitage
Chicago, IL 60614
The Hygge Game ($20)
“Hygge” is a Danish word for the feeling of warmth and happiness when surrounded by friends or family and feeling especially cozy. It’s no surprise Americans aren’t particularly great at this anymore, especially since we don’t even have a word for it. However, the idea of hygge has taken us by storm, and this game is meant to help those of us who are not innately Scandinavian achieve this bliss. The Hygge Game is a series of cards filled with questions that are meant to provoke warm conversations among even the closest of friends and relatives. Prepare for lots of laughs and love, and a chorus of, “I didn’t know that about you!” to ring out. This game is, quite simply, absolutely lovely.
Found at: Art Effect (in person) or Nordstrom (online)
934 W Armitage
Chicago, IL 60614
Swiss Army Knife ($25)
There is something about a classic gift that really seems to please people. There will be at least four people in the room who want this gift when someone pulls it out, so even if you don’t understand it, it will be a prized gift for sure.
Found at: Art Effect, or various other retailers
934 W Armitage
Chicago, IL 60614
Chromecast ($35)
A Chromecast is sure to get at least a few people at your party pumped about their loot. This device plugs into any television’s HDMI port, and with a few simple steps you’re able to stream almost anything (Netflix, Hulu, music apps, your pictures, etc.) you want from any device you have (iPhone, iPad, etc.) using the apps you already have.
Even if someone didn’t know they wanted this, they’ll probably be thrilled they have it once it’s in their hands.
Found at: Google store (online), or in person at various retailers such as Target, Best Buy, Pottery Barn (yes, Pottery Barn).
Locally-made jewelry ($20+)
Four words: unique, handmade, beautiful jewelry. Do you need more words? Alright, try these three: made in Chicago. Boom. Mic drop.
Landon Lacey is a local artist who crafts all her jewelry right here in Chicago. With unique designs that range from edgy to delicately feminine, you will be sure to find something that can please even your pickiest of gift recipients.
Found at: landonlacey.com
Google Home Mini ($29*)/Amazon Echo Dot ($29)
Voice-activated home assistants are all the rage these days, so why not help your friends, family or coworkers bow down to our corporate overlords? Home assistants can help you with your commute, stream music services (just not the one that rhymes with “schmapple”), tell you the weather, play games and other … things. Supposedly. I’m actually not quite sure of all the things it can do. The important thing it can do, of course, is make you a super popular white elephant gift-giver.
Google Home Mini found at: Target and Best Buy
Amazon Echo Dot found at: Amazon stores and other select retailers
*Until Dec. 31
K-Beauty Goodies ($2+)
By now you’ve probably seen your friends sending you hilarious pictures of themselves with sheet masks on their face, if you aren’t sending them yourself.
K-Beauty (short for Korean Beauty) has been taking the facial care world by storm with their emphasis on moisturization and natural ingredients. While you can find their products at various chain cosmetics stores, I highly urge you to head to Choc Choc Cosmetics at Broadway and Belmont. There you will be guided through the K-Beauty products in a kind and understanding way without being pushed into any products you don’t want. The owner of Choc Choc Cosmetics curates all her products to find only the best and best values (often they are much less expensive than the ones you’ll find at other cosmetics stores!). Pick up a bunch of facemasks (many of them have animal faces on them!) and other fun products and you will be sure to make someone’s day when they open their white elephant gift.
Found at: Choc Choc Cosmetics (online and in-person)
614 W. Belmont Ave.
Chicago, IL 60657