Sure, it's unseasonably warm here in the City of Big
Shoulders, but it's still grey and crummy and will be for months.
Feeling sluggish and low and vitamin deficient? The dads are here
with their trademark sagacity and pragmatism to help you beat those
seasonal blues black and blue.
WDP8: Eating the winter blahs by ChicagoParent
Todd suggests a "staycation" - probably at a water park. D.M.
Says that growing up in rural Illinois in the 80's, he'd never
heard of indoor water
parks, but if he had, he'd have gone mad pining to visit
Can't afford an indoor water park? DIY by running a hose into
Matt can't think of any kinds of staycations that don't involve
fornication or water parks - the other Dads remind him of something
called "museums", but don't really recommend them.
D.M. talks about a place near his new home in Syracuse, NY where
children dangle precariously on climbing ropes hundreds of feet
above your head while you eat chicken fingers and pray the
Finally, Matt defies conventional wisdom by suggesting you
fatten up this winter and indulge your every epicurean whim.
There'll be plenty of time to crash diet in April.
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