The dads are continuing the new media tradition of filling
your brain with mindless in-and-out lists for the new year. These,
however, are to be lived by.
Todd considers free-range parenting in while helicopter
parenting is way, way out. Feeding your children is out, and
sending them to fetch a beer, Todd says, is in.
For Matt, digital music is out and outdated forms of media are
in. As well, looking good in a t-shirt is out and man-boobs are in
(thank God). Lastly, sobriety is out and drinks named
in honor of your child are in.
For D.M., nursing is out and organic whole milk is in. His wife
is more or less done nursing after a year of double trouble with
the twins, and he swears he never tried the local brew. Believe
him? You'll never know... Messy hair is out, as well, and using
something called a comb is in.
Now you know. Enjoy 2013.
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