As our sexy February comes to a close, the Dads examine how
to talk to your kids about the lovemaking. (Remember lovemaking?
WDP14: Shame Sticks and Sorrow Holes by ChicagoParent
It's our last episode for February, Cupid's favorite month. In
honor of the end of the month, we'd like to talk about the end of
sex - i.e. the birth of kids. Now that your kids are bopping around
the house, they're going to have some questions - how are babies
made? Why does Kate Upton make us feel funny in our trousers? Why
don't Bachelor contestants have any self-respect?
Todd's kids are getting older, and questions are starting to
arise, questions like: what's happening on the other side of the
master bedroom door? (Little do they know the answer mostly
involved "Words with Friends.") Todd has been put in charge of
teaching his kids about the birds and the bees, so he's busy
collecting bananas and doughnuts for the presentation.
D.M. and Matt believe firmly in shame and fear based sex ed (and
D.M.'s Italian Bronx wife believes in an onomatopoeia based sex ed
- Bada Bing!), so they are compiling Google images of venereal
diseases right now.
Thank goodness for drug-resistant gonorrhea.
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