This week the Dads discuss holiday decorations - the dreaded
tasks of putting them up, taking them down, and keeping them away
from children and other animals.
Holiday Hate Gate by ChicagoParent
Ebenezer Todd, in his signature manner, is skimping on Christmas
lights. Matt relates the inevitable ways decorations lead to an
early grave. D.M. gets a "Bye Year" on decorations, and Matt's
daughter is already systematically destroying the tree.
This leads to the guys inventing an awesome Christmas device for
families (which you can already get pretty much anywhere). They
also worry about Hannukah and Kwanzaa, which have all the dangers
of Christmas... plus fire.
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