If I have learned one thing in the eight years and four kids I
have parented it's this: nothing works twice.
It's kind of the cruelest joke of parenthood. You stumble
through your first kid and think, oh I got this now. Then the
second one comes and not one thing is (well beyond basic care) the
same. I knew that each child would be a different, unique
individual, but I thought there would be some basic parenting
skills I would gain and use again and again. Apparently the
parenting skill that I honed the most, and use again and again and
again is patience, perseverance and creativity.
Take potty training for example.
My first was a boy and everyone, from the checkout clerk to
family and friends, insisted that boys were hard to train. I was
regaled with tales of boys who had to be begged and bribed to be
able to start preschool. So I sat back, did our thing and didn't
give potty training a thought. Until at 18 months he asked to go to
the bathroom. When I brought home his sister when he was 2, I had
actually hoped for the regression everyone warns you about. Nope.
The baby only made him more persistent. That boy trained himself in
less than five months with only one public accident.
I patted myself on the back and thought, "Sweet, my next will be
even easier, she's a girl everyone knows they're easier to train".
Oh how funny that is now, looking back. She had the interest, the
desire, starting at 18 months, but no earthly idea how or what she
was doing. She just wanted to be like her brother and so we went
through the motions, and the laundry, as she peed everywhere we
went. Than one day it clicked and boom she was done, just like
So now I have another 2 year old and another baby.
I have zero, absolutely zero interest in potty training. This 2
year old is hardcore stubborn. While she has been asking for
months, not one thing I did with my other kids has worked for her.
Not. One. Thing. She cares nothing of rewards. We tried treats the
two times we had success, that ends in tantrums when she doesn't
get another one for just sitting there. I have even resorted to
letting her watch Elmo's Potty on my phone if she promises to stay
sitting on the potty the whole time it plays. To add to the fun she
will cry, beg and scream for a diaper. Really. She has no interest
in being big or wearing underwear like her siblings.
So I dig into that bag of parental skills patience,
perseverance, and creativity and keep at it. I have one more to go,
odds have to be in my favor for another easy one right?
Melissa is mom to 4 kids and 2 angels | writer | creator | localist with LittleLakeCounty.com. She once lived in heels and dreamed of traveling the world, now she lives in her minivan and dreams of a clean kitchen
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