Weak- in-the-knees about the “birds and the bees?” Me too.
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Weak-In-the-Knees About the Birds and the Bees?
Posted Nov 9, 2009 5:17 PM
The Fart Heard 'round the Church
Posted Nov 9, 2009 5:15 PM
Noah farted in church. Yes indeed, right in the middle of the preacher's sermon during the Christmas Eve candlelight service.
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Santa with Six-Pack Abs?
Posted Nov 9, 2009 5:13 PM
Get this: the Acting U.S. Surgeon General, Rear Admiral Steven Galson, says Santa Claus is too fat to be a role model.
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Tales of Barf and the Holiday Blues
Posted Nov 9, 2009 5:12 PM
The lights are twinkling, the cinnamon is wafting and your children's cheeks are rosy with anticipation, so why do you feel so darned blue?
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Shopping for the Spirit
Posted Nov 9, 2009 5:09 PM
I swore I'd never succumb to the insane shopping frenzy that commences before dawn the day after Thanksgiving. But then I had children, and one of them wanted a Jeep Power Wheels 4 x 4.
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Cars need tune-ups, and so do parents
Posted Nov 9, 2009 5:06 PM
"What's wrong with you? I thought you were supposed to be sick?" I asked my son. I'd been looking forward to a respite from the usual harem-scarem, but instead watched helplessly as my then 4-year-old bundle of joy stomped dozens of Cheerios to bits on my just-vacuumed dining room floor.
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