Life Between Naps

Broke

It all happened so quickly! I wasn’t trying to prove a point; I wasn’t even trying to show off. In fact, I couldn’t give you one good reason why I was standing on the chair, especially since I’d been screaming at Lucy for the past few weeks to stop standing on the furniture.  Read...

 

Fresh

We spend, on average $87.69 a month on milk. Milk? Yes, milk.  Read...

 

The Cool & Joey Fatone

The idea of "cool" changed drastically after Lucy arrived. Everything I did was "cool." Driving, dressing, eating with a fork…for the first time in my entire life, I was 24-hours-a-day-cool. Read...

 

One Too Many

As a parent I'm hoping the visual of my shaky, sweaty and unusually flammable skin turns this into a public service announcement of sorts. Read...

 

The Worst Game Ever!

Seriously!? Ruby only has one diaper left? ARGHHHH! I hate going solo to the store with the girls; bad things always happen… very bad things.  Read...

 

The Chore Board

"Jim, get up!!! I have to get ready, and I can't do that if Ruby continues to stick her arms in the toilet." Errrrrr… Me no wanna get up, so sleepy. I bury my head under the pillow and yell to the bathroom, "I want the day off."  Read...

 

Why I Can't Fly

I think Lucy has super-powers. I know-I know, it’s crazy, but she does things… super-crazy, supernatural, super-powery things, that are quite frankly - - unexplainable.  Read...

 

Curb Your Yeti

“Daddy, what is that?” I had no idea what it was, but I do know it wasn’t there when we left.  Read...

 

A disturbing and terrifying event

I feel like I might have the urge to use the restroom. With one child this can be a chore, but with two? Well I'm walking a fine line, especially when only one can stand, and grocery carts full of food are not permitted into the restrooms. Read...

 
 







 
 
 
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