Seriously!? Ruby only has one diaper left? ARGHHHH! I hate going solo to the store with the girls; bad things always happen… very bad things.
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"Jim, get up!!! I have to get ready, and I can't do that if Ruby continues to stick her arms in the toilet." Errrrrr… Me no wanna get up, so sleepy. I bury my head under the pillow and yell to the bathroom, "I want the day off."
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“Daddy, what is that?” I had no idea what it was, but I do know it wasn’t there when we left.
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I feel like I might have the urge to use the restroom. With one child this can be a chore, but with two? Well I'm walking a fine line, especially when only one can stand, and grocery carts full of food are not permitted into the restrooms.
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I should be worried right? Yeah, I should definitely be worried. Oh boy, I can feel my pulse quicken, chest getting tighter…. must relax. Ohhh… what-to-do, what-to-do, what-to-do?
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